Friday, January 27, 2006



His name is Kanye Fucking West and he dosen't care what you think.
Bravery or Arrogance? Hell if I know, but I sure as hell wouldn't pose as Jesus on a nationally distributed magazine.

posted by Jas @ 12:54 PM

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His name is Kobe Fucking Bryant and somewhere in L.A., he's a god.

posted by Jas @ 12:50 PM

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Saturday, January 21, 2006

I'm going to start video blogging.

As soon as I get a video camera.

So watch out.

posted by Jas @ 1:47 AM

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Friday, January 20, 2006

And another thing.


I completely forgot about our favorite mayor Ray Nagin who gave the best MLK Day speech in history. His main points were;

-God is mad at America as well as black people.
-God punished us Americans (as well as the black people in New Orleans) with hurricane after hurricane.
-New Orleans will be rebuilt and will be a "Chocolate CIty"
-God wants it to be a "Chocolate City"
-When saying "Chocolate City" he means predominantly African-American.
-He dosen't care what those Uptown folks (mainly white people) say.

And as a bonus had an imaginary conversation with Martin Luther King, jr. That last bit was disturbing, but inspiring...to someone. The best part of the entire ceremony was when a reporter called him out on saying New Orleans will be rebuilt and become an African-American city on MLK Day when King's dream was all for races to pretty much be in the same proximity of each other and the mayor's remarks was simply that he meant mixing dark chocolate with white milk to get this "chocolate" that he speaks of.

Nice save, Nagin. Nice save.


I admired Mr. Nagin at first. During the Katrina fiasco with FEMA, he was on t.v. saying "Get your asses over here". Now he is blurting comments that could possibly be career ending on national television for little people like me to blog about. Where did we go wrong, Nagin?

I'm not giving up on him yet. He's had a stressful year. But, I'm watching you, Nagin. Oh yes. I'm watching.


On a different note. Amazing what goodies you find on the internet.

Sure Condi.

posted by Jas @ 1:32 AM

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R. Kelly tickles me and I'm not even twelve.


I saw one of the most funniest DVD's ever tonight. It was Trapped in a Closet by R. Kelly. It wasn't the actual video that was so hilarious. It was R. Kelly doing the commentary. For some reason, I though R. Kelly was somewhat intelligent but after watching the DVD, I was way off base. He's an idiot. I give it two thumbs up. I highly recommend it when you're high and need a good laugh.

If you never heard of this particular "ghetto opera", heres the lyrics. Instead of asking yourself "What the hell was he thinking?", ask "Why the hell was the song so popular?".

posted by Jas @ 1:18 AM

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Monday, January 16, 2006

Happy Birthday Dr. King





I've never had to drink from a certain water fountain, or eat in certain restaurants. I've never had to sit at the back of the bus, or go to certain schools. I've never had dogs attack me or water hoses aimed at me when I stood for something I believed in. I've never had to worry about lynch mobs or Ku Klux Klan members when I was out at night. I've never seen a burning cross or a church burned down to the ground.

I've never faced blatant racism and I've never been called a Nigger. I've never really been treated differently because the color of my skin. I've never had to face or accept the possibility of dying for freedom.


It wasn't because of luck. It was because of you and many others. I wasn't there. I didn't have to live through the struggle that you and my parents had to live through. You fought the oppression for my generation and all the generations to follow and I'll always remember.

And I will always be grateful. Thank you.

posted by Jas @ 11:32 PM

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

There is a glitch in the Matrix

Somehow someone searched "Ashlee Simpson getting fucked in the ass" as a google search topic and got my page. Besides being puzzled and disgusted, I'm....no, I'm just puzzled and disgusted.

The internet is a wonderful place, kiddies. A great money making tool too. Look at all the smart people who realized people for the most part can't type so they took popular sites and dropped a letter or two for all you unsuspecting people who don't spellcheck. Craigslist.com is great but have you ever been to Craiglist.com?

I have. At work. And almost got fired.

posted by Jas @ 11:13 AM

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

You still here?

I've been meaning to update my blog for a few months now. I am lazier than lazy. If I knew the actual word I would have said it rather than type that redundant statement. But then again, I don't really care. You got the point. I haven't been blogging. Not because of my laziness. Actully, it is because of my laziness. Do you know how much energy it takes to post something you think someone might actully read? Its exhausting. But I do it out of love for my readers (both of them) and boredom.

Besides the fact that my life is consumed by Texas Hold 'Em poker, everything is pretty much as it always has been. I have no permenant job, I have no money, and my boyfriend would rather play poker than hang with me. Same old, same old. What I really need is a night of drinking to clear my head. Whenever I get really stressed out over bullshit, I go out, drink as much as I can without dying and the next day everything is in focus. That is if I don't have a hangover, of course. (A tip from someone who hangs out with an alcoholic, eat ice throughout the night to lower the risk of waking up with the headache from the pit of hell.)

So thats my update for the month of January. You should hear from me next month or so. I have to return to hosting this radio show.

For all of you who didn't know I host a radio show, if you don't live in Atlanta, it dosen't matter, although I have heard of people in Alabama picking up the channel. If you do live in Atlanta or near enough to hear me, well thats great, but I'm not posting the station. I have enough stalkers as it is.

posted by Jas @ 9:38 PM

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Happy Fucking New Year.

Oh, am I 4 days late? I guess I don't care. Actually, my New Years hasn't been that bad so far. The place I went out to wasn't all that great, but at least I didn't lose an eye to a stray bullet falling from the sky (only in Atlanta).

So what are my resolutions for 2006? Never trust anyone. Wait, I already do that. I guess I don't have any resolutions. It's probably best that I don't have any. No self disgust or disappointment this year. I'm already off to a great start.

posted by Jas @ 5:53 PM

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