Don't Do It...
...unless you want a divorce and public scorn.Reality Show + Married Couple = Divorce
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Bobby and Whitney - Yea, we thought it might last. If your man would reach in your rectum with his bare hands to help with backed up pipes, it must be love...or so we thought. It was down hill ever since she uttered the words "king of R & B" in the same sentence as his name.
Travis and Shanna - Once again, we thought it was love, but then it all got shot to hell and really out of the blue. They just started snipping at each other on MySpace. Thats how you are suppose to go about a divorce these days, you know.
Nick and Jessica - Actually, I wasn't surprised by this at all.
Dave and Carmen - Not really surprised by this one either.
Jon and Kate - Now this is just fucked up. They have 8 kids!! EIGHT!!! It was the stress, man. I just hope they haven't fucked those poor babies up. Just look at them.
Kevin and Britney - Pretty self explanatory, I think.
Linda and Hulk Hogan - Why, Hulk? Why? Twenty-six years of marriage gone! And then 48 year old Linda dates a 19 year old. And he was a year younger than her daughter. Ew.
posted by Jas @ 8:57 PM
