Girl Scout conspiracy
I bought some Girl Scout cookies the other day (Thin Mints rock!), and I started wondering where does all the cookie money go? Those little girls push those cookies hard, and we all get a little excited when we know they are selling nearby. But seriously, where does the cash go? You don't see many foundations funded by them, or see them making donations to any worthy causes. They make at least a million or two on those things a year. My neighborhood alone has to shell out a couple grand on tagalongs alone every year. Maybe I'm just paranoid, or maybe they're funding some secret government agency thats plotting to take over the world through hostile biological warfare which involves lacing the cookies with some deadly, lab created virus that dosen't kill you, but makes you do whatever CNN and CSPAN tells you to do. Or, once again, maybe I'm being paranoid.
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Yet again...
Just when I work up enough confidence to think I look decent, I see a girl who dashes my confidence to pieces. Oh well, where's the glue?
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PDA's suck.
Today, I had to suffer through two seperate displays of disgusting public affection. Don't get me wrong, a peck, a hug and some hand holding is okay with me. Me and my boyfriend do it. But the couples who are all over each other, crawling down each other's throat, and calling each other stupid pet names like "Snugglebear" and "Booger Butt" (I didn't make that one up) gets on my nerves. On both occasions, I was very close to walking up to the guy and saying "Last night was fun, we should do it again sometime..." *wink wink* Next time I have to go thorugh that, which I know will be soon because the first couple comes to my job everytime I'm working, I will do that. Or just pour a glass of water on them and say "Get a fucking room, you bloody wankers."
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I'm back in hell again.
I found out yesterday that all those parking tickets I acquired last year has finally caught up with me to the tune of $450. That wouldn't be so bad if my car wasn't in my mother's name, and there is the chance she can have her license revoked and lose her job. Atlanta City Court and all their minions should burn in hell.
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Decisions, decisions...
I can't decide what I want to name my blog, so I change it pretty much weekly until I stumble across the one I like. So far its been "So you want to be a ventriloquist" , "I heart Janie" , "Killer waves, dude!" and what it is now "picking up the pieces of your shattered dignity!" If anyone has an idea, or like one of the titles I listed above, feel free to let me know. I can't guarantee it'll be used, but I will gaurantee your input will be appreciated!
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I like having friends I can share forks and straws with. Is that wierd?
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By the way, does anyone know what that particular birth defect is called?
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My eye
Today I showed my birth defect to the entire world and hardly anyone was impressed.
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Today at work my co-worker/cousin told me 2 guys have a crush on me. Yes, I was very flattered. Mainly because I don't find myself attractive at all and it surprises me to find that out. But now that I think about it, maybe I am as unattractive as I think I am, and these guys just have bad taste in women. No, I'm not trying to be down on myself, I am being pratical and realistic. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Maybe. Or maybe people say that to make the people who have bad taste feel better. Hmmm, something to think about...
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vida "badunkadunk" guerra
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T & A
I recently purchased Tekken 5 for my own playing pleasure and I realized that little teenage boys may not play the game because they like to beat other people to a bloody pulp (in the game of course) but probably just to see this particular character breasts jiggle. And they do jiggle! Her ass jiggles too when she runs. Instead of being utterly disgusted by this display of obvious sexism on the creaters part, I actually play it more because of it. I know, I know, I'm disgusted at myself too. But the game is fuckin awesome.
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whoops
Ok, so I lied. There is pictures. But at least I know I'm not retarded. That's a good thing.
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I'm slow
Blogging is not easy, my friends. Or maybe I'm just really retarded. Either way, my blog page isn't doing what I'm telling it to do. It looks like its going to take me a while to get things going. Until then, you're going to have to go without pictures. Think of this as one of those classic novels you had to read in middle school that also happened to be the first book you had to read without pictures. You don't want to read it, but once you do, you can't stop. You never felt that way about your first pictureless novel? Well, I don't give a shit. There's still no fuckin pictures.
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Awww, that sucks.
What do you do when the sister of someone you secretly admire says a computer lab smells like black people? I kind of like black people so that comment offended me in many ways. I kind of liked her too, up until I read that of course. Any suggestions anyone? No? Well I have to go to work anyway. I'll have a course of action by then.
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So this is my first post. Oddly, I have nothing smart, funny or remotely witty to say. Oh well, no one is reading this anyway. So I can say whatever the fuck I want. Like how much my boyfriend is annoying the hell out of me right this very second.
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