Monday, May 29, 2006

Happy Memorial Day

The only thing going wrong for me today is the fact that I can't find one barbecue. Its Memorial Day, I live in the hood and not one invite. I'm a little pissed off about that. So instead of grubbing on some grilled chicken, I am sitting in the house watching The Best Week Ever on VH1 which in itself is upsetting. I am really starting to hate television. Its one big commercial. Nothing but the next new product being endorsed by scantily clad women with big tits. I'm not upset or anything. I know that big tits sell products, I just want to watch a show without an underlying layer of commercialism...which will never happen again. Even the history channel is letting me down. If I see one more Breaking the DaVinci code special, I'll probably do something that will not affect anything.

Anywho, have a great holiday/day off. And if you live in the metro Atlanta area and you know of a BBQ, please send a message...or something. I'm starving here.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Oh, hello.

Hello kiddies.
Have you ever felt like you hit a brick wall in your life? I'm sure most people have. I feel like I have been in the same spot for so long I'm beginning to forget what its like to move forward. To progress. I don't mean to start this blog on a depressing note, so lets talk about something fun...like...geez, I can't even thin of anything fun. What has become of me?! I've been reading a lot of Hesse lately. Maybe thats it. Maybe not. The main point of this blog is to let you know that I am not dead. I'm just hibernating. I am a functioning hibernator. Well, that was just lame. I need to get out more.

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Monday, May 08, 2006

It was bound to happen.


Whether this is real or fake, when I saw this, I wasn't really surprised. I think stripping is the only thing they haven't made millions off of.

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