Girl Scout conspiracy
I bought some Girl Scout cookies the other day (Thin Mints rock!), and I started wondering where does all the cookie money go? Those little girls push those cookies hard, and we all get a little excited when we know they are selling nearby. But seriously, where does the cash go? You don't see many foundations funded by them, or see them making donations to any worthy causes. They make at least a million or two on those things a year. My neighborhood alone has to shell out a couple grand on tagalongs alone every year. Maybe I'm just paranoid, or maybe they're funding some secret government agency thats plotting to take over the world through hostile biological warfare which involves lacing the cookies with some deadly, lab created virus that dosen't kill you, but makes you do whatever CNN and CSPAN tells you to do. Or, once again, maybe I'm being paranoid.
posted by Jas @ 1:07 AM
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