Website of the week...
>www.textsfromlastnight.comHere is a taste.
(202): Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
(914): saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
(212): so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
(901): I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
(813): sounds like you understand them just fine
(918): Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
(310): Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
posted by Jas @ 6:34 PM
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