Big Tits vs. Little Tits
I randomly found this comparison online. Once upon a time I was self-concious about my little knockers...(lol)...then one day I said 'fuck it'. Who the fuck cares about what these dudes think? I've been happy with them ever since.Women with Big Tits...
1. can get a taxi on the worst days
2. have men give them the best seats on a bus.
3. have a neat place to carry spare change
4. have always been the center of the arts (art)
5. make jogging a spectator sport
6. can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
7. have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
8. usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
9. can always carry a little extra cash
10. always float better
11. know where to look first for lost earrings
12. rarely lack for a slow dance partner
13. have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
14. never have to buy a car with airbags
15. have a place to carry a extra beer
Women with Little Tits...
1. don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
2. always look younger
3. find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
4. can always see their toes and shoes
5. can sleep on their stomachs
6. have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
7. know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts
8. know that everything more than a handful is wasted
9. can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
10. can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
11. never be accused of having implants.
So what if us little people have less positive points.
And for your visual pleasure...
My God. At least she looks happy with those monsters.
posted by Jas @ 7:14 PM
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