Monday, March 31, 2008

I heard 'em say...

Random lines and bits I've (over)heard this week.

"Nothing you do is free at 3:33 in the morning."
"They're not bad, they're just not good...at all."
"Love is weird."
"That thing will go down faster than a Thai hooker."
"A flowers greatest disappointment is not to be smelled."
"I don't know what he's talking about. I have plenty of ugly friends."
"Take yo muthafuckin shirt off."
"Coolio Iglesias"
"I want them to have your eyes, your nose, your smile and my last name."

"Hey, (name omitted) has a bullet proof vest. Think I should let him shoot me with his twenty two with it on?"

"Uh...sure, go head."

Yup.

0 You don't say:

Post a Comment

<< Home

|