This past Thanksgiving I was most thankful for the fact that I only ate with three people rather than 40 people, 80% of which I probably don't like. It was quick, it was painless, and I had the option of getting seconds and thirds rather than getting one plate before all the good stuff disappeared. Good looking on that one, God.
The highlight of the day was my mother's friend nearly burning down the house when he tried to deep fry the turkey for the first time in his life. He started a grease fire and tried to put it out by blowing it out with his mouth. Luckily my mother thought of baking soda and luckily he didn't try to put it out with water. Whats really ironic about that situation is he is certified to teach fire safety. Certified.
I would post about what I did this weekend but I honestly can not remember. I didn't drink or anything, it was just filled with such high levels of nothing that it has already faded into nonexistence. Like it never happened. Thats been happening a lot lately. Maybe I should get a job.
posted by Jas @ 4:34 AM
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