Mascochism at its best, folks.
I was listening to a fifties compilation album and I heard a song of a woman basically telling her boyfriend that she wanted him to yell at her and be the boss. I bet you're thinking, "No, Janie. I'm sure you just misunderstood her." I wish I did, kiddies. I wish I did. Read over the lyrics and judge for yourself.
Johnny, I said we were through
Just to see what you would do
You stood there and hung your head
Made me wish that I were dead
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Oh, Johnny get angry, Johnny get mad
Give me the biggest lecture I ever had
I want a brave man, I want a cave man
Johnny, show me that you care, really care for me
Every time you danced with me
You let Freddy cut in constantly
When he'd ask, you'd never speak
Must you always be so meek?
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Every girl wants someone who
She can always look up to
You know I love you, of course
Let me know that you're the boss
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Johnny, get angry, Johnny
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny
Dumb broads. I like how she says she needs a caveman. Brilliant.
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