Sunday, August 28, 2005

I have come to a horrifying realizaton today. I am a killer. I kill things without meaning to, which is the worst killer of all. No one is safe. In the last few years, I've killed 2 dogs, two cars, 3 phones, and hundreds of plants because I have the black thumb of death. Watch yourself around me. No telling what may happen.

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