I had to make my bi-yearly DMV trip to get another liscense today. I lose it every 6 months it seems. What a place. Everytime I go, it's an adventure and I wasn't dissapointed. My cousin and I was stared at for the better part of an hour by a short balding man who would crack a smile when we looked at him then giggle to himself when he thought we weren't looking, we saw a woman with the body of a man and the face of a beautiful woman, and we watched a woman let her baby eat cookies off the floor and beat a poor woman on the legs with his bottle which I think he was a bit too old for. What happens to a baby when you let them continue to wear diapers and drink from bottles at the age of 4? It's always a pleasure to visit our Department of Motor Vehicles. I'm looking forward to it next year.
Before I go, I just want to tell you about the kind of people I attract. Fellas, this message is for you. If you see a woman that you want to talk to walking down the street, please refrain from first whistling at them, saying "What yo name is?", call yourself "Rudeboy" (yes, he said his name was Rudeboy) and then proceeding to FONDLE YOURSELF IN FRONT OF HER. 9 times out of 10 that approach will probably not work. In fact, it will probably achieve the opposite, as well as creating the possibility of jail time for you. Just giving you a heads up.
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