Zombies are your friend.
I have to see this movie tonight. No big deal. It's not like i'm deathly afraid of zombies or anything because that would be dumb. Zombies don't exist right? Isn't it stupid to be afraid of something that dosen't exist?
Well, that depends. Is it dumb to be afraid of the number thirteen (triskaidekaphobic)? Is it dumb to be afraid of wide open spaces (agoraphobic)? Is it dumb to be afraid of vegetables (lachanophobia)?
Maybe to some people, it is. But we all have fears and my fear happens to be zombies. Yes, zombies. They scare the fucking hell out of me. But I'm going to see that movie anyway. Why? Because I think its a dumb ass fear and I need to get over it.
Apparently there is no name for it (but fear of vegetables has a name) so I will name it Necrophobia. Or maybe there is a name and I didn't look hard enough. I got things to do. I don't have time to be looking that up. But I did find this on my search. It's good to know i'm not the only one with this fear but this is kind of wierd. I think it's serious, too. Whats really funny is the author is Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft's son.
posted by Jas @ 11:11 AM
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