Are you hiring?
Yes, my friends, the great search for the new job has begun. Well, it began yesterday, but today is when I take it serious. I bet you are wondering why this is such a big deal. People lose their jobs all the time and find new ones. Yes, that is true, but it has never happened to me.
I have been employed for seven solid years and when I leave, it is on my terms which usually involves a two week notice and a smile that says "Fuck you, I'm gone!" Not this time. Not only did it come out of nowhere, but it came from some bullshit.
(Fuck you, James. I hope one of your many fuck buddies gives you the STD you deserve.)
But, alas, i'm not bitter.
On the contrary. This is the opportunity i've been waiting for. I called it a dead end job many times before and I won't miss it. Just (most) of the people i've grown to love over the last year and a half. I'm really going to miss you guys and maybe you'll miss me too.
So, now that i've got that out of the way. If you are an employer in the Atlanta area, hire me. I work hard and I smile alot. I'd be the best employer you ever had, or at least I'd try to be, and I promise i will never curse you out to your face. That is what led to my termination at the other job. We will hence refer to it as hell. May all the managers I hate rot in it.
But i'm not bitter.
posted by Jas @ 11:05 AM
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